Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Things you may not wear out of your apartment

Yes, even if you're just going to the airport.

1. Pajamas.

Pajamas are for sleeping in. And? That's it!

I know a lot of you guys out there are really bent on comfort. But seriously dudes, jeans.

Jeans are comfortable... and not ugly!

2. Your robe. Same reason as above. It's for home!
Megan Fox is gorge, but what the hell is she doing? No, just, no.

3. Cut offs of any kind.
These filthy little shorts are perfect for scrubbing your bathroom floor in. But don't let anyone but your cat see you in them.

4. Uggs.
They might be keeping your little cold feet all toasty warm, but there's a reason for their name. They Uggly. Just don't ever, ever, ever wear them outside. Ever. Okay, please?

Pretty please, don't break these rules. I will hunt you down... Unless you're these guys. Pretty sure they're breaking all of them. Oh, well.

4 comments:

  1. you're right!!!!

    And the last pic Before i read i thought you meant the girl's skirt!!

    hahaha

    Love ya!!
    Lil A! :D

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  2. Yes! I remember an article I read once about one dressing appropriately in France - think how fashionable they are! - you dress not just for yourself but others who have to look at you. Spare them the pain. Thank you for your fashion forward tips, Ms. Annika

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  3. Will your campaign to hate on werewolves never cease :P. Not all men have to glitter, yaheard?!

    In all seriousness, totally agree about the Uggs. Here's a new rule for girls with yapper dogs (i.e. those most prone to Uggly clothing decisions): if your boots have more hair/fur than your dog, change either a. your foot apparel, b. your canine companion, c. both (please).

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  4. While I agree on the ugliness of Uggs, there are just going to be some things we agree to disagree on. I can't have enough Uggs or give them up because of their comfort. Clearly looks are not number one for me. You must have cringed when I wore them everyday with my newly fixed sweats and quite ugly plaid shirt.
    I promise....I don't go too far in that outfit!

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